Hair

I used to have hair, it's true. Today I don't have very much left. I figure it's a genetic thing. Most people I know had noticed my losing my hair before it even occurred to me.

So, I'm bald. Big deal.

I think guys that obsess about losing their hair need to get a life. This is a change that WILL happen if your genetics tell you it will. No amount of spendy prescription goo is going to beat baldness forever. No amout of implants or other crap will keep Mr. Baldy away. Here's my considered advice:

Don't bother with hair growers. They're too expensive and silly.
Don't bother with surgical procedures. They're too expensive and silly.
Don't bother with the Comb-Over. It looks dumb.
Just let your head be.

This is some pretty subversive advice. Magazines and T.V. and the hair industry want you to buy their stuff. They want you to obsess about your personal appearance. They want you to try to live up to their standard. They're doing this to MAKE MONEY. Every time some guy pulls money out of his wallet to buy something for his hair, he's doing what THE MAN wants him to do.

And what is that, you ask?

Why, they want you to CONSUME THEIR STUFF!

Just say no to needs that are created by someone who wants your money.